{"id":68117,"date":"2020-10-24T20:10:25","date_gmt":"2020-10-24T23:10:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/aluzerna.com.br\/?p=68117"},"modified":"2020-10-24T20:10:25","modified_gmt":"2020-10-24T23:10:25","slug":"sorpresa-de-shangai","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/aluzerna.com.br\/?p=68117","title":{"rendered":"Sorpresa de Shangai"},"content":{"rendered":"<h6><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/iLX_-1_oaCM\" width=\"675\" height=\"380\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\">[ Patricio Rey y sus Redonditos de Ricota ]<\/span><\/h6>\n<p><span style=\"color: #00ff00;\">\u30ce<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Tengo el hocico listo<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\"> Estoy acalorado<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\"> Voy a chasquear la lengua un poco<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\"> Voy a escupir misiles<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a1Puro veneno!<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\"> \u00a1Risas que duelen!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Acostumbr\u00e9 el pellejo<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\"> A los ultravioletas<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\"> Voy a tumbarme a la bartola<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\"> Sobre unos terciopelos<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a1El que abandona!<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\"> \u00a1No tiene premio!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00bfA qui\u00e9n le importa?<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\"> \u00a1Toda esta guinda!<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\"> \u00a1Si te sofoca!<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\"> \u00bfA qui\u00e9n le importa?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Est\u00e1n contando chistes<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\"> Detr\u00e1s de las paredes<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\"> Si de re\u00edr se trata, creo<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\"> Son verdaderos dramas<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a1El bote roto!<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\"> \u00bfA qui\u00e9n le importa?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Mis penas como piedras<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\"> Caen, ruedan y escapan<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\"> Falopas duras en tipos blandos<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\"> Ahuecan corazones<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a1Caras de liebre!<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\"> \u00a1De liebre muerta!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00bfA qui\u00e9n le importa?<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\"> \u00a1Toda esta guinda!<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\"> \u00a1Si te sofoca!<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\"> \u00bfA qui\u00e9n le importa?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a1Puro veneno!<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\"> \u00a1Risas que duelen!<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\"> \u00a1Si te sofoca!<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\"> \u00bfA qui\u00e9n le importa?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #00ff00;\">\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591\u2591<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[ Patricio Rey y sus Redonditos de Ricota ] \u30ce Tengo el hocico listo Estoy acalorado Voy a chasquear la lengua un poco Voy a escupir misiles \u00a1Puro veneno! \u00a1Risas que duelen! Acostumbr\u00e9 el pellejo A los ultravioletas Voy a tumbarme a la bartola Sobre unos terciopelos \u00a1El que abandona! \u00a1No tiene premio! \u00bfA qui\u00e9n [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1356,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-68117","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ultrasonico"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/aluzerna.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68117","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/aluzerna.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/aluzerna.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aluzerna.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aluzerna.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=68117"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/aluzerna.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68117\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":68209,"href":"https:\/\/aluzerna.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68117\/revisions\/68209"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aluzerna.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1356"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/aluzerna.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=68117"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aluzerna.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=68117"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aluzerna.com.br\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=68117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}